Go to a craft store and buy those lettered beads. Create a bracelette with
some beads and an elastic (or string, or whatever), of whatever you like. It could be Chuck's name, your favourite quote,
anything really!
Keep pictures of him in your wallet, and when anyone asks "Who's Chuck?"
Whip out a picture and tell them his life story (people get very annoyed and it can be bery entertaining).
Learn to play the drums.
Or, don't learn, and just find a drum set and bang on it until you get kicked
off by some very angry person.
Send him birthday cards.
Make collages and put them on your wall.
Get an instrumental version of an SP song, and drive around with your windows
open playing it full-blast.
Get a bumper sticker that says "Chuck Comeau for Prime-Minister" and drive
around during election time.
Give everyone a SP picture. Circle Chuck and write "MINE". Repeat this action
every day.
After a while of that, start cutting him out of pictures entirely. If someone
asks you where Chuck is, get defensive and tell them that he's yours and they can't touch him.
Force everyone to refer to Chuck as your boyfriend.
Buy a potted plant. Put it in your room and tape a picture of Chuck to the
bowl. Force everyone in your house to refer to it as "Chuck". Get angry whenever anyone calls it a plant.
After a week of that, begin carrying it around with you. Whenever anyone
asks you about it, get offended and pretend to cover "his ears". Explain that Chuck is very sensitve, and ask them not to
stare.
Begin telling people "he" is your boyfriend.
Call the operator and ask for a listing for "Comeau"...even if you don't
live in Laval. Get angry when one can't be found. If they do find one, make up an address and ask if it's correct. Repeat
every day.
Write "Chuck Rules" or "I Love Chuck" or anything relating to Chuck on every
piece of spare paper you can find. Keep them all. When someone tries to throw them out, throw a fit.
When having a conversation with someone, suddenly yell "CHUCK!" in the middle
of a sentence. Act confused if they ask you about it. Repeat every so often
Change your name to "Christina-Andrea Comeau", or "Chantel-Andrea Comeau"...you
get the point.
Self-lamenate some Chuck pictures (cover them in strips of transparent
tape), using all the tape in your house if needed. Tape them in random spots around your house. Get angry if someone
moves one.
Give every room in your house a Simple Plan theme. For example, Chuck's "room"
could have sushi menu's tacked to the walls, and David's could be zebra striped.
Call random numbers and tell them random useless facts about Chuck.
Convince everyone you meet that your last name is "Comeau".
Write "CAC for life" on every dollar bill you find.
Print out Chuck pictures and write www.simpleplan.com (or "Chuck Rules!") at the bottom of them, then tape them to every street light in your area.
Make a website dedicated to Chuck, then print out posters and put them in
people's lockers at school, or put them on the windshields of cars in a parking lot.
If someone doesn't know who Chuck is, show them lots of pictures and tell
them, "They don't know what they're missing."
Go on a Ferris Wheel or a Roller-Coaster and scream,"I LOVE CHUCK!" at the
top.
Get your little brother (or sister or someone younger than you) and write
"Simple Plan" on their shirts, then get them to walk around.
I just came up with one! You put a picture of Chuck or SP in a locket
and wear it everyday and go up to random people and say,"Hey this is Chuck!" (I do that! LOL!)
